What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:44

You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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A View to a Kill
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Are there really people who still believe the Earth is flat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
-”Ah so!”